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Look at this asshole: Adam Carolla

adam fucking carolla

Back in the 90s, when casual misogyny was still considered sort of cool, Adam Carolla used to do this terrible thing on Comedy Central with Jimmy Kimmel called The Man Show. I think I caught the best-of episode once, and there were two funny skits (one of which, just FYI, involved something called a “wife-leash”) and an metric assload of offensive bullshit with no redeeming value.

Well, this asshole is back, and it’s a happy reflection on our society that the best he can do to drum up attention for whatever crap he’s doing now is to write guest columns on Gizmodo. So! About what will we have the privilege of reading Adam Carolla’s opinion? Believe it or do not, but he’s writing about how great electric toothbrushes are:

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Cross your fingers for Miss Florida this Sunday

Miss Florida USA

You ever IRL meet an actress or model* that you thought was hot, and — cripes — realized the hotness strictly pertained to her reproduction on a two-dimensional screen? Something about the flattening effect of those long lenses used for magazine and TV shoots favors women with exaggerated features that often do not translate well back into reality. Add to this the committee-based selection process of the Miss USA pageant, which favors bland faces and invariably tall and skinny bodies. Mix in some laughably over-the-top “styling” and goofy black and white photography, and you get this mess: the 2010 Miss USA contestants.

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