There was a horrifying clown statue buried in Oleta River Park and none of you people told me. Shame on all of you.

Three Words That Do Not Belong Near An NBA Star: Capri Pant Suit. If you need additional words that don’t belong, let’s add double breasted and polka dot.

Atlantic Cities takes a look at Alton Road and the local effort to enact a ‘Complete Street’ policy.

These Peaches-influenced Sweat T-Shirts are pretty rad. Pair them with a Peaches record crate and you have a holiday gift fit for any audiophile in your life.

This article is notable not only for being a lovely father-daughter story that echoes Sinatra Has a Cold but also for being as close as I will ever get to Seminole Casino.

Cow Week > Shark Week.

State stereotypes mapped courtesy of Google. Spoiler alert: Florida is weird, humid, trashy and hot.

Take a walk down South Beach memory lane.

Ice Cream wants you to know they’re safe and happy after moving to NYC by way of releasing an EP called Safe and Happy.

Misael would like to share a towel with you. He’ll tell you more over at Artepillar.

Did you bike to work today?

Over on Thought Catalogue, one man chronicles his quest to get DENIED a a medical marijuana card in the golden state.

Scientific American just wanted to let you know that online dating isn’t any better than offline dating and that furthermore you’ll probably die alone. Our advice: get a cat.

I’ve taken to pronouncing it artis-anal myself.

WVUM’s Radiothon is on! Donate to the best college radio station in the known universe!

The City of Miami is planning to “re-do” the Coconut Grove waterfront and Scotty’s Landing is unlikely to make the cut.

Liz had a dream. A dream of us all holding hands and singing together in peace and harmony while totally stoned off our butts. Somehow, she, County Grind and a bunch of South Florida musicians made it happen.

You don’t need us or anyone else to tell you that the FCAT is a joke, but just in case, here’s more evidence that Florida’s standardized testing scheme on which its entire education system is now based is horribly flawed.