If you watched The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and you probably did, don’t lie, you were impressed by the absolute classlessness of the participants. How did Bravo get together such a fascinating crew of women??? I asked myself this many, many times as I watched tables fly. I thought, this is great television.
Lucky for us in Miami, the producers of that incredible display of tackiness are back, and they’re looking for people living in South Florida. The Real Housewives of Miami have already puckered their creepy alien lips for the small screen, so cougars, this isn’t for you. Sirens Media is casting for a new show. They’re looking for couples who have recently moved back in with their parents. Yes, it’s true, this is Miami, so most of you have never left your parents’ abode, but let’s say you did move out, met someone special, went broke, had some kids you need help raising, or just missed mom and dad. If you have a personality, send photos, videos, bios and why you’re so awesome that you need to be on TV to email@example.com.