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We love everything Bleeding Palm does over here at THL. We’re super creepy mega-fans, and that’s the honest truth. We like them better than we like ourselves. That is why I wrote up a post about their newest site on the Florida Turnpike for the Miami New Times. Make sure to click on it and poke around and appreciate Bleeding Palm’s sick mind(s).

by Liz Tracy, posted Dec 16, 02:16 PM · Comment


The story of Pinochle written by KT Kieltyka for The Hairpin reminds me so much of my own delusional yet magic filled youth. I can’t even begin to tell you the things I believed for too long. I hope I have kids one day that trust the lies I tell them till they’re in middle school. Life’s too short. Enjoy.

by Liz Tracy, posted Dec 15, 05:19 PM · Comment [1]


The Miami New Times’ annual People Issue will probably be stacked in green metal boxes all over town by tomorrow, but today, it’s up online. Read about Jimbo Luznar of Jimbo’s, activist Vanessa Brito, and Oba Ernesto Pichardo. I mention them in particular because they’re interesting people, and, of course, because I wrote those. Enjoy!

by Liz Tracy, posted Nov 22, 04:16 PM · Comment


If you watch just one minute of Patrick Swazye at a disco with a PBR today, make this that minute.

by John Spain, posted Nov 13, 07:00 PM · Comment

On The Fence Podcast with Alesh, Steve, and Misael

On The Fence episode 2

Hey everybody! Long time no see. I wanted to let you know about On The Fence, a podcast I’ve been doing for the past few weeks with Steve. Basically, we shoot the breeze about whatever’s going on in the world. Posted on Friday was yet another episode about the #Occupy movement, with Misael Soto on board for a first-person perspective. And there’s a new episode coming soon. As in tomorrow. Subscribe it in your iTunes, add it to your Google-plus-one, like it on Facebook, and retweet it to your followage.



It’s been said before but it bears repeating: modern Journalism needs to stop screwing itself.

by John Spain, posted Oct 31, 07:50 PM · Comment


Yeah you’ve already seen this by now, but I really didn’t expect a picture I took at a costume party last week to wind up on it. By the way, the answer is more or less “both.”

by John Spain, posted Oct 28, 09:23 PM · Comment

Liz and Jessica Romp in Filth

Our own Liz and Jessica wander through some muck as part of New Times new interview series Disgusting.

I’m not so much disgusted as I am confused, but this is more or less normal.


Unrequited crushes

subway crush

We all have unrequited crushes
be they half-asleep
or mostly dead criminals,
these hunky finds will keep hope alive for the phrase “I don’t have a type.”



Here are two wonderful links for the day.
Musical goddess Kate Bush’s new album 50 Words for Snow is coming out on November 21 and her single “Wild Man” hit the web. It’s dedicated to the mythical beast bigfoot, of course. Listen here.

Another artist that I wish were my pal Manu Chao held a concert in Arizona and kinda almost met with America’s douchiest sheriff. An article on the event begins: The stage was set for an impromptu public debate on Arizona’s immigrationpolicies when Sheriff Joe Arpaio stepped out for a sandwich Tuesday afternoon, Sept. 20, and found a press conference assembled just outside his office to call attention to Manu Chao’s appearance at Festival de Resistencia.
Read the full story here

by Liz Tracy, posted Oct 10, 03:33 PM · Comment [1]

Macs I Have Known and Loved
In Honor of Mr. Jobs

This was my first computer. Its single-button mouse made a lovely deep clicking noise and its disk drive made the most delicious racket. While IBM’s had those little buttons you used to eject a diskette, Mac’s mounted floppies upon insertion (insert juvenile giggling). The motors used to eject a 3.5 inch floppy varied over the years – later models sounded smoother and dare I say more futuristic. This though? Something akin to a Transformer opening up on your desk.

I would spend most of my time playing Shufflepuck or Glider, doodling in Clarisworks, or designing new desktop patterns. I did very little that could be considered structured or productive. I loved every minute of it.

It was one of the first color macs but it was such a piece of crap that the only software that would run on it was usually in grayscale. I was 11. It never broke. It was not the best computer, but it was my first computer and the best friend a socially awkward pre-teen could have. Thank you Mr. Jobs for making it possible and read on for the ensuing 20 years.

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by John Spain, posted Sep 29, 09:17 AM · Comment

What's The Deal With All the Kindles?

I just read your e-mail lol

So Amazon introduced 3 new Kindles that as of writing are being offered alongside now-discounted existing models. This means they now have 7 versions (counting the DX) of the Kindle currently on the market – three with keyboards, three with touchscreens, and one with a little toggle switch, a few buttons and little else.

If one is to believe the gadget media, these things are basically the second coming. There’s a really cheap e-reader now! Except if you want it without ads it’ll be an extra $30, jacking up the price by 40%. But forget that – There’s an iPad competitor that does Flash! Except in order to function properly, it needs to pass all data through Amazon’s cloud servers. These servers will gently massage your websites for you in preparation for delivery into your Fire’s waiting maw, not unlike a mother penguin regurgitating fish for it’s young.

The above mental image aside, doesn’t this strike anyone else as weird? Amazon is taking data from a website, making cliff notes, then passing you these cliff notes. Not only that, but it’s keeping a copy of these notes for the purposes of predicting what website you’ll be going to next. People flipped out over Facebook’s privacy but not this?

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The Heat Lightning won Editor’s Choice for CBS Miami’s Most Valuable Blogger Awards 2011!

by John Spain, posted Sep 26, 12:47 PM · Comment


As a follow up to my post on the ridiculous men’s products available out there today, allow me to present a concise source of random, very useful tools: Kevin Kelly’s Cool Tools. If you’re in the market for anything, be it the best way to brew coffee to an ax (or even a book on how to properly use an ax) this site has got you covered.

by John Spain, posted Sep 6, 11:12 AM · Comment [1]

Manly Men Conspicuously Consuming

There is a trend present in our consumptive culture that primarily involves looking backwards for crap to buy, the essence of which seems to be a desire to purchase things that will last or else to eat and take care of ourselves the way our grandparents did. Interests in things like knitting, beer brewing, and growing our own food are all part of this and, to the extent it’s not a shallow excuse for conspicious consumption, it’s generally alright.

Included in this is a collective desire by men to pretend we have blue collar origins. Words like “honest” and “rugged” get thrown around a lot when talking about chambray shirts and handmade leather goods of various shades of absurd. We get suckered by Walt Whitman being used to sell jeans, formerly exclusively an item worn by miners and sailors but eventually becoming the uniform of a counterculture we wish we were actually a part of.

Much of this is just a new flavor of midlife crisis. Men have been buying motorcycles and uneccessary tools since the agricultural revolution drove people into cities and further away from seeing the fruits of their labor. Now though they aren’t buying sportsbikes or powerboats – they’re buying Royal Enfields and wood-masted sailboats. American automakers have been remarkably ahead of the curve by introducing (or re-introducing) primarily retro-styled musclecars to cater to the oh-shit-I’m-old crowd.

So there’s money to be made by selling men fancy handmade retro stuff* to men or otherwise helping them pretend they’re one of the guys on the yacht in a Polo ad. Where there’s money to be made, there’s a blog. Enter Uncrate, Acquire, and Gear Patrol.

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The Feast features a video on Etsy's headquarters and I want to work there

I found this video on Etsy’s headquarters on The Feast fascinating. Who wouldn’t want to eat their locally grown, organic lobster rolls and use their loaner bikes. You guys hiring?

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Very poignant story about what it’s actually like to be from the Jersey Shore.

by John Spain, posted Aug 30, 01:13 PM · Comment

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