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Post-ironic: birthday cake

Lection without prejudice: volume III
Glenn Beck rally, pumped and ready to restore honor: whatever that means
The Star Hustler:
RIP
Yelp's Miami Summer Night's Dream fed me well
Roofless Records communicates via email with THL
Do you wish your man was a real man? They can be.
Set to the music of Erasure’s Always, become ROBOT UNICORN!!
Last Thursday, I was invited to Gay Pride San Francisco by a professor. She’s like the Queen of the Damned of Lipstick Lesbians (seriously, and amazing). I quickly dropped whatever plans I had (summer nothings and depressive moping), and dipped out with her, a classmate, and her dog Cricket the next day. As broke as I was, I was really sad I couldn’t try to find a way to a friend’s wedding two hours away, but I wasn’t driving so I thought, “hmm… ok, it is what it is.” Being a Southerner really awed me to see what San Francisco had to offer. I like to think that L.A. is just like Miami x50, and San Francisco is NY but cleaner, but my friend said, “it’s that, plus the people are nicer and sooo much more less pretentious.” There must be a reason the gays get more action in San Fran then.
Dear people of the state of Florida and beyond,
I have just recovered my tamagotchi.
His name is Waffles. He was in my car.
Please do not look down on me, because I cracked the window open, and because my child lives a shorter life than a dog-year.
I have reaffirmed my competency as a single parent.
Love,
Lam
This lady that looks like Michael Jackson stabbed four people, including a lady (in the neck!) with a baby.
Bitch had two knives?!!
Nathan Lam Vuong is a super, awesome artist who is living in Los Angeles.