“I’m so lonely” – via
Because the long weekend was too short.
- Someone owed this dolphin money.
- Do you want to fuck a celebrity? Or KNOW you’re fucking a celebrity anyway? Or make it super awkward when you’re trying to fuck a celebrity? Tinder has you covered.
- Babies poo faces. Not that different from mine, really.
- GoPro has been on top of the action camera market for so long that they more or less thinks they can get away with anything. Their overpriced and inferior new camera proves it.
- Last week was a banner week for racism. Let’s go ahead and get this out in one go: Paula Deen is still nuts, there will be no rainbows in the confederacy, and upstate NY mayor defends city seal in which a white dude is clearly strangling a Native American.
- Pope continues to confuse everyone.
- Oddly enough free contraceptives seems to help things. Who in the world would have guessed?
- Phrase I learned existed today: Indonesian mud volcano.
- So we rebelled against mandals, can we rebel against slip ons already? already?
- Higher ed: totally fucked or just kind of fucked?
Apologies for leaning so hard on Boing Boing this week – there was just too much good weird news to pass up.