Because Freedom incoming.
- Art Basel is coming up, kind of! Be prepared! How to launder money via fine art.
- Judge Posner continues to be a shining beacon of judicial thought. Roberts’ Gay Marriage Dissent is ‘Heartless’
- Mango theft is real. It is not a victimless crime. Woman arrested for shooting at thief who tried to take one of her mangoes.
- God dammit I love Florida. Man in Keys arrested for firing a musket at cars. In other news how do I get a job as a “Professional Pirate Entertainer”?
- If you’re a reporter, and your name is “Sarah O’Connor,” maybe don’t tweet about killer robots.