I’m going to go down a list of incredibly stupid things I just learned:
- They made a movie out of the board game Battleship.
- It has aliens.
- They paid a lot of money to make a movie out of said board game.
- They also paid a lot of money to make movies out of other basically meaningless Hasbro properties like Stretch Armstrong.
- Then they paid a lot of money NOT to make the above referenced inconceivably dumb movies, including Candyland.
- Someone else then paid money to make a movie out of Candyland
- … and they stuck Adam Sandler in it.
I’m just going to come out and say it: this country is going to hell.