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They Paid Money Not To Make A Movie Out Of Stretch Armstrong

I’m going to go down a list of incredibly stupid things I just learned:

  • They made a movie out of the board game Battleship.
  • It has aliens.
  • They paid a lot of money to make a movie out of said board game.
  • They also paid a lot of money to make movies out of other basically meaningless Hasbro properties like Stretch Armstrong.
  • Then they paid a lot of money NOT to make the above referenced inconceivably dumb movies, including Candyland.
  • Someone else then paid money to make a movie out of Candyland
  • … and they stuck Adam Sandler in it.

I’m just going to come out and say it: this country is going to hell.

 

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