So Reddit is apparently the hottest thing in social aggregation since sliced bread and/or Digg. There is an anonymous AMA (ask me anything) on being a doorman at a Miami club that’s revealing
on many levels, not the least of which by showing how misunderstood Miami is generally.

That said, tha author’s advice so far boils down as following:

• Don’t be fat and a girl.
• Don’t be either a) skinny and alone or b) fat and poor if you’re a dude.
• Related: C.R.E.A.M.
• More girls are always better and if you’re either of the above hide in a crowd.
• Cut in line all you want, just don’t create a “disturbance.”
• The doorman is more articulate and has a better sense of humor than you give him credit for. He’s also not happy at having to be a dick.
• Don’t wear Ed Hardy or Tapout apparel (which explains a lot about why I keep getting turned away at clubs, ok not really.)