This bro love from P. Scott was inspired by a THL Twitter conversation. Scott read them at Come On Bro.

Truth

The sun is hot.
The jager is cold.
I can see your girl’s junk
through her pantyhose.

Miami Problems

Your baby sister
in a jacuzzi, with
a Jacuzzi Boy.

How awkward it looks
throwing up—
the girl from Aventura

The sun is the bottom
of a beer can resting
on the glass table of the world.
Coors Light? Nah bro,
Coors Heavy.

Free jager
can’t see my hands
interesting!

Because my second cousin is cute
I wore short shorts
to Nana’s funeral.

I can’t speak Spanish.
Me either.
Let’s go to Boca Raton.

I started a band
to get laid, bro;
why’d you book us a gig?

For Tony

Looking at my girl again bro?
Seriously, that’s not cool.
Touch my hair again bro?
I’ll drown you in the swimming pool.