Good News! The World Will Not End in 2012.
It's gonna end in 2011, suckers!
Surprise! You may or may not have heard the news, but the world will in fact end in 2011 – not in 2012 as previously expected. Judgment Day will be May 21st, and the fires will finish us off on October 21st. A clean, exact five month span like the bible tells it. Start doing everything you’ve ever wanted to do in your life/repent now!
This date was brought to my attention through a local jewelry store owner who is holding a special “Second Coming” 50% off sale. See his TV spot below.
I’m quite positive that there is no way this will be the outcome of the 2011 prediction.