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Glenn Beck rally, pumped and ready to restore honor: whatever that means

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As I neared the National Mall en route to a tee time Saturday afternoon, I dialed my radio to C-SPAN’s live transmission of the Glenn Beck revival, “Restoring Honor.” I was rudely re-routed from Ohio Drive over the Memorial Bridge, where hordes of hideously dressed Caucasians mystifyingly sauntered away from the keynote speaker toward Arlington Cemetery. Perhaps they mistakenly heard there was a Bob Evans within walking distance. While I searched the vacant faces in the crowd for the emotional tenor of the afternoon, I gave Reverend Beck a few minutes to plead his case.

As if to herald the eye of a mighty storm, Beck strained to put a more nuanced event on the busy calendar of an otherwise ham-handed, childishly simplistic political movement. He insisted that his demonstration to “restore honor” would not be political, but some kind of pep rally for veterans and God-fearing Americans who feel upset about the direction of American culture. Because the themes were shrouded in a soupçon of mystery and because it interrupted my drive to the golf course, I tuned in to hear what Beck had to say when the spotlight shone brightest.

I heard vague bromides about the nature of the “American experiment” and the importance of sacrifice and liberty in our history. He wept during a “What about the children?” moment that seemed to equate pediatric cancer to the federal deficit. Then he pivoted to the salience of faith in God, because God makes everything better. This sermon was schmaltzy and boiler-plate, indistinguishable from the Elmer Gantry-style evangelicalism which is as old as America itself. I guess restoring honor has something to do with being boring and self-righteous. Still, I must admit that it was the first time he failed to compel me to change the channel in disgust.

I spun my car around and returned over the bridge to D.C. From what I could see, the crowd stretched beyond the Washington Monument, which indicated an impressive turnout. Everything seemed orderly, and the only sign I saw read something like, “If we called Bush what you call Obama, you’d call us ‘Traitor’” (Beck had implored his guests to forego bringing signs, as well as firearms, to the rally). I conceded that almost all of these people appeared to come to Washington not to be obnoxious, but to respectfully celebrate white culture. More power to ya.

Only after I played nine holes and was detoured once again on my way home did my objections to his speech began to take shape. While the old-timey, politically neutered tone of the rally ostensibly makes it less controversial, I found it to be potentially far more dangerous than any campaign event I’ve ever seen.

Never did Beck clarify what he believes his followers should do with their considerable energy and resources. When he tells his minions that America must “restore honor” and “turn back to God,” how exactly should they effect that change? Should they try to convert the wicked? (Is any denomination of Christianity OK?) Should they volunteer time or money to, say, Pakistani flood victims? Should they just vote Republican? Should they rebel against godless leaders, never forgetting Sharon Angle’s Second Amendment remedies? Was he merely preaching to the choir, helping the attendees reaffirm their faith? The last thing he should do after lathering up an army of armed believers is withhold the punch line, the raison d’être of “Restoring Honor.”

I am not disposed to conspiracy theories, precisely because semi-secret agendas like this are far more relevant. Beck would like two things to result from his efforts (provided that he is not actually a leftist mole): fewer Democrats in office, and more money in the pockets of number one. He can hardly be accused of mischief (or creativity) on those two counts. However, the people he patronizes, with their doomsday visions of religion and modern politics, are not pacifist 19-year-old Green Party members twenty years away from registering as Republicans. They are militaristic NRA sympathizers with fully formed if uninformed opinions and passions. They are objectively more dangerous than their liberal counterparts, a fact to which Beck is completely oblivious.

In the run-up to Saturday’s festivities, the main story was the rather dull controversy surrounding hypocritical Beck fans decrying the Park 51 mosque on grounds of insensitivity while gleefully pissing on Martin Luther King’s legacy. The event itself was a snooze, an effort by the ringleaders to put a reputable face on the Tea Party so more white people can conclude that Beck is Larry Bird against Obama’s Showtime Lakers. I hope that this whole charade comes to nothing more than an exercise in cultural onanism and not an intentional/unintentional call to anything more than political activism. But let it be said that by vaguely inciting armed people to action, that chubby asshole should be held responsible for any violent crimes committed by rogue attendants of his pointless assembly.

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Chubby Asshole. Classy.

Listen, I think its’ great whenever anyone disagrees with Beck. But to go so far overboard as to suggest that he’s responsible for the worst actions of his listeners is to stray dangerously close to his own tactics.

— Bobby · Aug 30, 03:25 PM · #

Thats Glenn with two N’s. One for Neanderthal, the other for Numskull. God told me Beck is one of his idiotic children.

swampthing · Aug 30, 10:20 PM · #

Nevermind the $5 million that was raised for the Special Operations Warrior Foundation thanks to Beck and his event.

— EJ · Aug 31, 10:13 AM · #

Here’s some interviews some college students calling themselves New Left Media conducted with the “Restoring Honor” attendees.

The Magic – Bird analogy is funny, but with respect to the character of their public persona I think President Obama (especially AS President, less so when he was Candidate Obama) is Larry Bird to Glenn Beck’s “Showtime” Magic.

amanda leah · Aug 31, 04:29 PM · #

Never did Beck clarify what he believes his followers should do with their considerable energy and resources.

Well, most likely, he wants them to keep listening to his television and radio shows so he can continue to earn a good living by being an attention whore. Once a morning zoo radio DJ, always a morning zoo radio DJ.

And hey, if they want to buy gold coins or survival seeds from his sponsors, that’s gravy.

NicFitKid · Sep 1, 01:28 PM · #

Bobby, I’m not saying Beck should be personally charged as an accessory to a highly unlikely crime of passion. But if he just wants people to vote Republican or Libertarian, say it. When King or Ghandi advocated rebellion, it was explicitly and inherently non-violent. By intentionally taking traditional politics out of the equation while injecting the Almighty and advocating a kind of revolution, Beck is insinuating things that are not just in my head. That’s how abortion doctors get shot.

Thanks for the comment, though!

— Jimmy T, · Sep 2, 01:44 AM · #

“That’s how abortion doctors get shot.”

Where’s the personal responsibility? I think you’re making a gross miscalculation by putting the blame on strident anti-abortion advocates rather than the guy, you know, holding the gun.

Beck is an intellectually dishonest demagogue, sure. But you’re letting the fact that you disagree with him cloud your judgement. There’s intellectual dishonesty and demagoguery on both sides, and I don’t think you want to say that your side is blameless because they’re not as bad as the republicans.

— Bobby · Sep 2, 09:28 AM · #

Bob – my only point is that distinctions should be made between explicitly non-violent and violent uprisings. Glenn Beck and other conservative leaders have decided not to clarify what they want their followers, many of whom are armed political neophytes, to do.
Consider what happened yesterday up here in Silver Spring. An environmentalist took Discovery Channel hostage with a gun. Every other environmentalist in the country rolled their eyes. A gun? Really? Did he think he was actually doing something positive for the environment? Guns are not part of that movement and violence always takes us a step backward. In this sense, he is also an enemy of environmentalism.
On the other hand, anti-abortion activists are frustrated by the difficulties inherent in overturning Supreme Court precedent. Many of these people also into guns. After all the violence perpetrated by these activists over the years, their leaders should reinforce restraint and non-violent means, but they almost never do.
Palin with her bulls-eye congressional districts. Sharron Angle with her “second amendment remedies.” These leaders need to make sure these revolutionaries keep their shit cool and nonviolent, just like Martin Luther King.
To be fair, Discovery guy didn’t know the difference, so you’re correct to equivocate on some level – there are violent enviromentalists. Someone could just as plausibly blame Al Gore for stoking fear. But if Al Gore held a rally for 500,000 people, he would tell them to recycle, convert to clean energy, vote for Democrats, clean up a beach, give to Sierra Club, turn off the lights, buy sustainable food, etc. He wouldn’t say “turn to God” (wink, wink) to save the country. That’s the difference.

— Jimmy T, · Sep 2, 12:54 PM · #

Look, I don’t like these people either. The bulls-eye flyer was clearly over the line, I agree that they fight dirty and that their audience tends towards the dumb and armed.

But I think you’re wrong for three reasons. First, a deceleration that “you shouldn’t do anything violent in support of the ideas I’m arguing for” from Beck and his kind would have 0% likelihood of deterring the type of nutjobs that listen to him and might actually get violent; heck, such a declaration might actually put the idea in someone’s head. Second, it’s not really fair to expect someone to make that type of declaration except in extreme circumstances — it’s sort of an insult to 99% of their audience. “Now, don’t y’all go pulling out your shotguns, but these democrats have got to be stopped!” Third, I think actual violence is pretty rare and without a pattern from these people. There is a history of racist and homophobic violence, a really ugly rash of incidents involving abortion doctors… but lately? Guy showing up to rallies with guns do not count if they don’t shoot anyone and are licensed.

— Bobby · Sep 2, 02:18 PM · #

Excellent article, Jimmy. One of the elephants in the Glenn Beck room is that HE IS A MORMON. He never mentions it. Many of his groupies are convinced that Islam is some kind of cult, with very little history and no real standing in the world of “real religion.”
But Mormonism is more recent, far more cultish, and much weirder than either Islam or mainstream Christianity. The Beck crowd just ignores their leader’s own religious views.

— Donald Cannon · Sep 7, 07:35 PM · #

Jimmy, eloquently put as usual… But the reason Beck can’t clarify what he wants his followers to do is because I think he legitimately doesn’t know. But the funny thing is he doesn’t need to. He’s the perfect leader for the Tea Party movement because they don’t have a fuckin clue what they want either.

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that I think embodies the Tea Party movement to a T: It was a make-shift Obama campaign sticker that read at the bottom – Change It Back. CHANGE IT BACK??? To what? Bush? That seemed to go so well the first time?

I’m not sure what they’re pulling for the return of in that situation: waterboarding and torture? maybe a few naked human pyramids? how bout a some naked dudes with their nuts strapped to a car battery? Can I interest you in another bank bailout? How bout another preemptive war with a country that posed no threat to you and some nice empire building in another country in the middle east? Or how bout a return to a president that is incapable of admitting a mistake and hasn’t read a book in 10 years, unless you count the time he did lines off of one?

When the ‘movement’ first started a few months after the 08 election, I remember being in downtown Orlando and getting bum rushed by a small band of these Tea Party creatons who were passing out literature.

The pamphlet was scatterbrained, jumping from Ron Paul babble about eliminating the Fed, meandered over to the Birther movement, then plopped into gun rights protection before shitting out another 9/11 government conspiracy theory.

There’s no unifying concept of thought to this movement at all except that you can tell all of them like to fancy themselves patriots with their cute little wigs and revolutionary get-up, still insist that their support of Bush the previous eight years was righteous and that now all of the bad things that are happening to America are the fault of Barack Hussein Obamma.

These Tea Partiers like Rand Paul, the anti-masturbation, pro-witchcraft candidate Christine O’Donnell and Beck are simply fanning the fire of rage emanating from a population of sore losers pretending to be disenfranchised.

The scary thing is it appears to be working if you believe the media coverage, primary results and polling.

You would think that people would learn from eight disastrous years of Bush and realize that way of governing didn’t work and has led us to where we are now. But the memory of the digital age lasts about as long as it takes for this web site to update.

— Chris · Oct 6, 04:24 AM · #

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